Boycott Cancel Culture
Boycotts Have Cost “Woke” Pizza Hut More Than They Bargained For
The company is reeling over the latest profit and loss statement. […] Click to Tate
Articles by Flagg Eagleton-Patriot
Biden Dementia with Vanilla Soft Serve
Biden Forgets He’s President, Tells Macron He’ll “Check with Barack”
He made a fool of himself. Again. […] Click to Tate
Wokeness with Chipped Beef
Walmart’s “Woke” Moment Cost Shareholders More Than $2 Billion
Dumping Mike Lindell for no reason turned out to be a really bad idea. […] Click to Tate
Wokeness with Chipped Beef
Disney Exec Admits They Canceled Tim Allen Over Politics
That should be enough to file a lawsuit. […] Click to Tate
Fried Antifa and Bologna
FBI Insider: “Terrorists” Arrested at Pride March May be Antifa Plants
As if we didn’t already suspect it. […] Click to Tate
Weird Hero Fetish Satire
CNN Offers Kyle Rittenhouse $18.2 Million To Walk Away from Litigation
He hasn’t filed a suit. Guilty much, CNN? […] Click to Tate
Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction
Scott Baio Sues Fake News Website That Keeps Saying He Died
He’s had enough of the hurtful posts and defamatory comments. […] Click to Tate
Whoopie Pies
Whoopi Goldberg Drunk-Dialed Tucker Carlson and He Humiliated Her
Make better choices, Whoopie […] Click to Tate
Chelsea's Webb
Cold Case Detectives Suspect Chelsea’s Biological Father May Have Killed Vince Foster
Interesting news out of Little Rock, Arkansas. […] Click to Tate
Weird Hero Fetish Satire
Zuck Offers Kyle Rittenhouse $40 Million to Settle Out of Court
He thinks he can buy his way out of trouble. […] Click to Tate
Trump Salad with House Dressing
Pelosi Insider Says Trump Will be Charged With Sedition
The January 6 Committee will serve him in front of Congress. […] Click to Tate
Judicial Wine Sauce
Appeals Judge Overturns Sussman Conviction, Gives Durham a Mulligan
He was acquitted by a jury of his peers, but the judiciary still has powers. […] Click to Tate
Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction
Vince Foster Exhumed: Medical Examiner Alerts Detectives to New Evidence
Rumor has it they found the second bullet. […] Click to Tate
Disney with Pimento Cheese